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Stalking Monkeys’ Colons

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Yes I am still here.

Actually, I’ve been really busy since I last wrote here. You see, I’ve been stalking you. Yes indeed. Go down to the bottom of your garden. Between the two bushes. Yes, the one with the nasty prickles and the one that’s nice and bright yellow in summer. Look for the footprints between them. The ones shaped like one flipper and one clown shoe are me.

I don’t think you should wear that black one any more. It’s starting to look ragged.

Oh, and your dinner last night looked tasty…


I got one of my favourite spam emails ever today. The name’s a bit dull, so won’t go on my regularly updated spam page. I was just intrigued (and slightly sickened) to see that the subject header said:

Power Colon Cleanse

It further amused me to see that the body of the email contained a picture that hadn’t displayed and a link that said “Can’t see images?”

No I can’t.

Thank God!


Anyway. It’s my birthday tomorrow and Mrs M is taking me away overnight to some event. I don’t know what it is yet.

I’ve got my fingers crossed for Monkey Juggling or Blindfold Rhinoceros Baiting.

I’ll let you know.



Written by SJAT

August 20, 2009 at 11:03 am

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