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So, it’s been a while. I guess it’s because I’ve been off work and relaxing so much I just couldn’t be arsed! In fact, I’ve spent many days not even getting dressed until it was p.m. Something about sitting around in a dressing gown, drinking coffee, shooting X-Wings and scratching my crotch just sums up ‘free time’ to me. I’d recommend it to anyone. Just form an orderly queue… my crotch isn’t THAT big and you might get in the way of the screen.

Today I was reading something about the Philippines and kept coming across the acronym MILF. Now, I guess I must be fairly low-brow and unclassy, but my definition of MILF comes from the movie American Pie. I’m guessing yours does too. Just put MILF into google image search, I dare you.

So, what do you think when faced in a serious news article with the phrase “Matters were becoming tense in the MILF.”

Yes. MILF means that to me too. It doesn’t, to me, mean:

Moro Islamic Liberation Front.

People should check more carefully into existing acronyms before founding serious political organisations. This is akin to Rimmer in Red Dwarf with his:

my own personal preference, which is “The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society.” One drawback with that: the abbreviation is CLITORIS.

In other nudes…

I had another birthday and am now 37. In fact, one day after turning 37, I got ID’d buying a bottle of wine! I felt like saying to the spotty teenager who ID’d me that if you added the legal drinking age and her own age together, I would be older than the sum! Mrs M thinks I am going through a mid-life crisis as I didn’t want to celebrate my birthday. Call me Mister Optimistic, but I see no pressing reason to celebrate being one year closer to dead. Still, she took me to see the Sisters and that was pretty nifty!

Our dining room currently looks like Kew Gardens. Whatever isn’t green and leafy is brown and has something green and leafy growing out of it. Mrs M has the Gardening Bug! She’ll have to be careful not to plant our dogs since they’re both bright as cabbages and about as mobile…

You know, I had so many things I thought I had to say, but the MILF has driven them out of me.

See y’all

Moosey

Written by SJAT

August 20, 2009 at 10:58 am

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