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Craptionary

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  • Bap-chat: Humorous conversation involving intentionally distracting rude words to distract the listener from more important matters.
  • Clambitious: Something that promotes a person or organisation apparently perfectly innocently, yet there is something inescapably fishy about it all.
  • Comfort Cheese: Cheese that has been warmed with body heat and becomes too fascinating (in terms of tactile pleasure) to discard.
  • Crapple: An apple that has been partially eaten by a child and then discarded somewhere where it will not be found for days. It becomes a ‘crapple’ when found.
  • Craptastic: Something so irritatingly annoying and unpleasant that it warrants special attention.
  • Craptionary: A collection of pointless and slightly irritating words and phrases.
  • Farcicle: The product of a person breaking wind in extremely cold conditions.
  • Fuppet: A muppet that deserves special attention. Usage: “Look at that F***ng muppet” becomes “Look at that Fuppet!”
  • Gnant: The condition of having small children
  • Lupper: (borrowed from Homer Simpson) the meal that lies comfortably between lunch and supper.

Written by SJAT

June 14, 2013 at 5:52 pm

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  1. I like ‘gnant’ – the condition of having small children

    Like

    Mac

    June 14, 2013 at 8:40 pm


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