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This person applied for a job with my old company to be an administrtor preparing legal documentation. I can only say that it reads as a prime example of how NOT to apply for a job. If this makes you laugh like it did me, prepare your sides. This is absolutely true and in no way made up except for the apropriate changing names of places and companies and a little tidying up of format so it’s a bit more legible…

(RETAIL COMPANY) WAREHOUSE ASSISTANT

aug05               dec05

PUT IN ORDER INFORMATION FROM CUSTOMERS IN TO THE COMPUTER COLLECTING THERE ORDER AND PACKING FOR POST

(WORKING MANS CLUB) BARMAID

june04               nov05

TO KEEP BAR CLEAN AND TIDY CASH HANDELING ,OPENING PUB CASHING TILL AND CLOSING PUB KEY HOLDER  TO REPLENISH STOCK TO CHANGE GAS AND BARRELS STOCK TAKING AND TRYING TO PREMOTE ANY OF OUR ITEMS TO IMPROVE SALES  TO ANSWER PHONE IN A POLITE MANNER AND GIVE INFORMATION THE BEST OF MY ABILITY

(PHARMACY) LAB ASSISTANT

JULY04              june05

PREPEARING APPORATOES AND EQUIPTMENT NEEDED FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS MIXING CHEMICALS AND CLEANING THE EQUIPMENT WHEN USED AND DISPOSING OF USED CHEMICALS STOCK TAKING TO ANSWER PHONE IN A POLITE MANNER AND GIVE INFORMATION THE BEST OF MY ABILITY TO PHOTO COPY AND PREPARE THE WORK SHEETS NEEDED FOR THAT PERTICULAR TASK AND FAXING ORDERS

(PUB) BARMAID

0ct03              JULY04

TO KEEP BAR CLEAN AND TIDY CASH HANDELING ,OPENING PUB CASHING TILL AND CLOSING BAR KEY HOLDER  TO REPLENISH STOCK TO CHANGE GAS AND BARRELS STOCK TAKING AND TRYING TO PREMOTE ANY OF OUR ITEMS TO IMPROVE SALES AND TAKING STAFF ORDERS FOR DINNER TO ANSWER PHONE IN A POLITE MANNER AND GIVE INFORMATION THE BEST OF MY ABILITY

(CAFÉ-BAR) BARMAID WAITRESS

oct03              JULY04

TO KEEP BAR CLEAN AND TIDY CASH HANDELING ,OPENING PUB CASHING TILL AND CLOSING PUB KEY HOLDER  TO REPLENISH STOCK TO CHANGE GAS AND BARRELS STOCK TAKING AND TRYING TO PREMOTE ANY OF OUR ITEMS TO IMPROVE SALES AND TAKING STAFF ORDERS FOR DINNER TO ANSWER PHONE IN A POLITE MANNER AND GIVE INFORMATION THE BEST OF MY ABILITY

(BAKERY)

oct03                jan04

TO KEEP SHOP CLEAN AND TIDY TO HAVE A HIGH STANDARD OF HYGEEN TO PREPARE FRESH FOOD IN A WELL PRESENTANTED WAY IN A SHORT LENGHT OF TIME AND TRYING TO PREMOTE ANY OF OUR ITEMS TO IMPROVE SALES AND TAKING STAFF ORDERS FOR DINNER TO ANSWER PHONE IN A POLITE MANNER AND GIVE INFORMATION THE BEST OF MY ABILITY

WORKING MANS CLUB) BARMADE

FEB03              OCT03

TO KEEP BAR CLEAN AND TIDY CASH HANDELING TO REPLENISH STOCK TO CHANGE GAS AND BARRELS AND TRYING TO PREMOTE ANY OF OUR ITEMS TO IMPROVE SALES TO ANSWER PHONE IN A POLITE MANNER AND GIVE INFORMATION THE BEST OF MY ABILITY

TOOK A YEAR OUT SUPORTED BY MY PARTNER DID NOT CLAIM                             MAY02               FEB03

(GROCERS) SHOP ASSISTANT

APRIL01               may 02

SERVING CUSTOMERS CASH HANDLING REPLENISHING STOCK RE STACKING SHELFS STOCK TAKING  KEEPING THE STORE IN A CLEAN TIDY AND CLUTTER FREE WHEN ITS DELIVERY DATES AND TRYING TO PREMOTE ANY OF OUR ITEMS TO IMPROVE SALES AND TAKING STAFF ORDERS FOR DINNER TO ANSWER PHONE IN A POLITE MANNER AND GIVE INFORMATION THE BEST OF MY ABILITY

(HEALTH & BEAUTY STORE) SALES ASSISTANT

OCT99              APRIL01

SERVING CUSTOMERS CASH HANDLING REPLENISHING STOCK RE STACKING SHELFS STOCK TAKING  KEEPING THE STORE IN A CLEAN TIDY AND CLUTTER FREE WHEN ITS DELIVERY DATES HELPING CUSTOMERS MAKE A DESSION ON WHAT PRODUCTS BEST FOR THEM WORKING ON THE PHOTO COUNTER AND TRYING TO PREMOTE ANY OF OUR ITEMS TO IMPROVE SALES AND TAKING STAFF ORDERS FOR DINNER TO ANSWER PHONE IN A POLITE MANNER AND GIVE INFORMATION THE BEST OF MY ABILITY

(HAIR SALON) TRAINNEE HAIRDRESSER

FEB99                OCT99

MAKING CUSTOMERS FEEL SPECIAL, WASHING HAIR, DRYING HAIR ,SERVING BEVERAGES, SWEEPING UP CUT HAIR, ANSWERING THE PHONE TO MAKE FURTER APPOINTMENTS OR JUST ANSWER GENERAL QUESTIONS  AND TAKING STAFF ORDERS FOR DINNER TO ANSWER PHONE IN A POLITE MANNER AND GIVE INFORMATION THE BEST OF MY ABILITY

(CLOTHING STORE) WORK EXPERIENCE

SKILLS I FEEL I  HAVE ACHIVED IN THESE JOBS CONSIST OF  A FEW OF THE FOLLOWING

TO BE PUNCTIAL

TO WORK LATE ALOT IF NEED BE OR WORK EARLY IN SOME CASES

KEEPING THE WORK PLACE CLEAN AND TIDY

TO TALK AND LISTEN TO THE CUSTOMER AS THEY ARE THE MAIN IMPORTANTS IN MY DAY

STOCK TAKING AND ORDERING

CASH HANDLEING

TO TAKE A PRIDE IN THE WAY I LOOK FOR WORK AS IM IN THE PUBLIC VIEW

TO FOLLOW  SOP  STANDARDS OF PROCEDUES

TO HAVE A HIGH STANDARD OF HYGEEN

I WORK WELL AS PART OF A TEAM  OR ON  MY OWN

I HAVE BASIC COMPUTER SKILLS

I CAN ADAPT A PLESENT TELEPHONE MANNER

HAVE A VEGE IDEA OF MOST OFFICE EQUIPTMENT 

I WOULD LIKE THE OPPOTUNITY TO WORK FOR YOUR BUISSNESS AS I LIKE A CHALLANGE SOME THING NEW AND FEEL EVERY WERE I GO THERE IS ALWAYS SOME ONE WITH SOMETHING TO LEARN ME OR A BETTER WAY OF SOMETHING I DO ALREADY

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Written by SJAT

August 20, 2009 at 3:14 pm

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  1. I had one the other day marked “teetotal – so always a safe driver.”
    Automatic disqualification for my company!

    Like

    dantares

    April 9, 2011 at 7:29 pm


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