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Advert: litter of 6 kittens up for adoption! they are all 3 weeks old and are looking for a good home. contact if interested.

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From Mike to Shannon:

Hi,

I am interested in taking all six kittens off of your hands. How much do you want for them?

Mike
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Shannon to Mike:

Mike,

Are you going to take care of all of these kittens? I want to make sure they all find a good home, and was expecting to sell them one at a time. Are you able to house all six of them?
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Mike to Shannon:

Shannon,

To be honest, I own a pet Bengal Tiger and he is on a strict diet of cats. I usually feed him one cat every couple of days, so this litter should hold him over for a while. Don’t worry though, I’ll take good care of the kittens until I feed them to him.

Mike
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Shannon to Mike:
That is horrible! You will not get a single kitten from me. I really hope you are not serious.

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Mike to Shannon:

Shannon,

I was kidding. I seriously need all six kittens though. Disregard anything I said about a tiger.

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Shannon  to Mike:
NO

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Written by SJAT

July 2, 2009 at 2:47 pm

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