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 Yes I’m still here. And alive.

Actually, I know I’ve been out of touch with people over the last few months, but it’s time to get back in touch with people and reintegrate into society. So if I haven’t been in touch, how are y’all? I’ll be in touch shortly.

I have now been working for 5 weeks following my 4 month hiatus from the world of the gainfully employed. While I’m still largely baffled by my job, I do kind of enjoy it and it’s nice to actually have an income again.

Last week I came down with Leprosy, or Dengue Fever or some such. I snorted and choked my way through about five days. Actually on Friday morning I really actually couldn’t breathe through my nose at all. I know people say that when they have a cold, but in this case I mean it absolutely. If I’d held my mouth shut, I would have died.

So I blew. And I blew and I blew and I blew and I blew. Sound like a fairy tale? Did I blow the house down?

No. But something like a Satsuma came bouncing out of my head and almost broke a mug. It was that big! And suddenly I could breathe again.

Have I revolted you enough?

Gotta go do stuff now, but I’ll be back.



Written by SJAT

January 11, 2011 at 3:46 pm

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