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Nosehair and Hotels

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So. Firstly we received an email yesterday from a certain high-class London hotel on Edgware Road where we stayed at the weekend. The (Eastern European?) ‘Guest Relations Manager’ thanked us for our comments on their comment card. She referred to the room category twice in her email and both times managed to refer to the ‘catorgy’ rather than ‘category’. I feel it is important for someone in guest relations NOT to tell us that they’d had a cat orgy in the hotel! The mind boggles.

I’ve also just pulled out a nose hair that was annoying me by tickling the very end of my nostril. The result, of course, is that I’ve spent the last 5 minutes crying so much that I couldn’t see the screen to type. I figure nose hairs must, in reality, be about four feet long and connected directly to the spinal cord via the lachrymal glands! Perhaps when I’ve stopped whimpering I might have a go at the one in my other nostril. The one that’s probably rooted in my left foot!

Ah well. Back to the grind…

Moosey

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Written by SJAT

January 11, 2011 at 4:34 pm

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