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(Two days’ entries combined)

Shorts

Today I am wearing my boxer shorts backwards to see how it feels.

Pant Result

Results of the pants test (yesterday’s reverse boxers):

  1.  The lack of an opening at the front is not really an obstacle, since the holes in the front of many boxers seem to be designed for someone who’s deformed and has their apparatus several inches further up their torso than it actually is. I am a grown man and capable of pushing down an elasticated waist.
  2. Downside: The various bits of excess material and buttons that surround said opening are not well-positioned at the back. I’m not convinced a button wedged between your buttocks is a good thing.
  3. There seemed to be much less of the material getting bunched up and constricting than usual. Perhaps this is a design flaw, or perhaps God put my torso together wrong.
  4. Breaking wind makes a different noise, presumably due to the lack of a material covering.
  5. Snug.

That’s it for today. Tomorrow I’m considering not wearing socks.

Moosey.

Written by SJAT

December 24, 2010 at 12:43 pm

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