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Smelly Signings

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(Do not read paragraph one if you have no interest in farts.)

Just the first one to say that after two days in a row of Spanish food, my bowels are doing astounding things. After a quick gurgle they emit a noise like a foghorn and surround me in a green miasma. I’m thinking of becoming a supervillain. (Or should that be stinking?) The real curious thing about it is that despite being surrounded by methane, I’m well and truly grateful as it’s drowing out the smell of the moleman and it’s sweet by comparisson. I’m expecting to be emaciated and untouchable by the end of the day.

And then there’s the latest step in our transition from office to Gulag. The signing-in book. This was instituted today after an email went round last week. We are to sign in in the morning, then out for lunch, then back in after lunch and then out at the end of the day. I’m was just thinking of changing my name to something like Theophilus Alexandrei Papastaphomos in order to not fit in the given box for signature when this plan has gone the way of all flesh. We came in this morning and signed in (silently hating Mr Goboilyouhead as it’s obviously his idea and hasn’t been even considered in our sister office at Wovehampton.) Six of us signed in and then the book disappeared and everyone else dithered and looked confused until an update email informed us that “it has been decided to defer the introduction of the staff book for the moment”. Looks like another evil plan has been scuppered because it was noticed by our sister office who seem to be run by people with more brain cells than they have shoes on their feet.Anyway … Off now. Just thought I’d let everyone know that I smell but I’m not signed in.

Hee hee hee



Written by SJAT

January 7, 2010 at 4:19 pm

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